"I Fought the Mouse (and the Mouse Won)"

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I Fought the Mouse (and the Mouse Won)

Lyrics by Darlene (with apologies to The Bobby Fuller Four)

No more sellin' shirts in the hot sun
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
Had an online store, now I got none
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won

My legal bills have soared out of sight
I was just having fun
Who knew the name "Walt" had a copyright
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the

The cool Web site that I'd once run
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
They sued it dead and cost me a ton
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won

A vague resemblance to a mouse ear can
Draw a lawyer's gun
I learned not to be a creative fan
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the

I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the mouse won
I fought the mouse and the

Notes

This song is a parody of "I Fought the Law" by The Bobby Fuller Four.

You have no idea how many people we have run into who have been shut down because they tried to market something with "Disney" or "Disneyland" or "Mickey" or even "Walt" on it. It's really quite fascinating.

Dedicated fans will remember our original logo, in which the background lightbulbs were at an angle, making them look more like circles. After hearing this song, you can probably figure out why we changed it.