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Rock It To The Moon

"EO"

from the album
Rock It to the Moon

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EO

Lyrics by Darlene (with apologies to Duran Duran)

Put on your new glasses, babe,
And enter the Magic Eye
When the lights go down
You're gonna meet an awesome guy
With a real puff of smoke and a bright laser light
You see a man in sequins dressed,
He may not be much of a captain,
But at dancing he's the best.

His name is EO and he parties in 3D
Just give him half a chance
And he'll come through, you'll see
His clothes are snappy, his hair has a perfect curl
And he's more masculine than any little girl.

He's got a friend named Geex,
And a pair of Domos, too
His pal Fuzball's so sweet
It makes you wanna spew
Then there's Hooter,
Blue guy with a trunk
Who helps the Captain fly
Like he's strung out or drunk.

His name is EO and he parties in 3D
Just give him half a chance
And he'll come through, you'll see
Before it's over he'll help clean up Hooter's bed
And invite you to Neverland (unless he ends up dead).

Hey now, whoo, lookie there,
They just knocked the beacon down.
The rest should be a snap,
But Hooter ate the map,
Looks like they're in a trap, a trap, a trap.
They take a chance, and we're worried
'Cause if he fails, they're gonna get tortured,
'Cause if he fails, they'll start shrinking kids here.

His name is EO and he parties in 3D
Just give him half a chance
And he'll come through, you'll see
The Supreme Leader looks like an eyeshadow plant
Her guards do the robot but stop EO they just can't.

Then Captain EO helps the Leader understand
Her inner beauty comes from light shot from his hand.
Oh EO, EO they timed your closing so well.
Just before Michael Jackson's image went to hell.

Notes

This song is a parody of "Rio" by Duran Duran. It's a little dated now. After the new sub ride opens, we might rework it as a "Nemo" song, but we still all kind of like this version. Captain EO rocked!

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