"Huey, Dewey, Louie"

from the album
This High to Enter

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Huey, Dewey, Louie

By Darlene (with apologies to the Kingsmen)

Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.
Quack quack quack quack quack
Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.

Their uncle is named Donald Duck.
He's loyal but dumb as a dump truck.
He won't let adventure pass.
His nephews have to come and save his ass.

Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.
Quack quack quack quack quack
Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.

They learned to camp, and track, and cook,
All from their Junior Woodchuck book.
They get in trouble, Donald rails,
And spanks them right on their duck tails.

Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.
Quack quack quack quack quack
Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.

Their great uncle Scrooge is rich
But stingy as an S. O. Bitch.
He hires them to work all day,
But ten cents is all he'll pay.

Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.
Quack quack quack quack quack
Huey, Dewey, and Louie, three ducks I know.

They're three ducks I know.
Oh, yeah, ducks I know.

Notes

This is a parody of "Louie, Louie" by the Kingsmen. They lyrics really aren't that important, since when we sing them, you can't understand them. Despite rumors to the contrary, this isn't a dirty song about Snow White.